Ordered this tonight.
Fuck yeah.
If I don’t get pants, nobody gets pants.
- Art by Theamat
OH. MY. GODS. Batman in her 1995 outfit!
The internet has been won, everyone go home.
LMFAO HOW DID I MISS THIS AHAHAHHAAHAH
I thought this looked stupid, so I looked it up. I certainly don’t still have feelings for most of the people I’ve slept with. Turns out, it is stupid.
According to Wikipedia:
“The relationship between oxytocin and human sexual response is unclear. At least two non-controlled studies have found increases in plasma oxytocin at orgasm – in both men and women. Plasma oxytocin levels are notably increased around the time of self-stimulated orgasm and are still higher than baseline when measured 5 minutes after self arousal…. Murphy et al. (1987), studying men, found that oxytocin levels were raised throughout sexual arousal and there was no acute increase at orgasm.”
This “bonding” chemical happens in both men and women during arousal, even while masturbating. Eat shit and die, you aggressive, idiotic, monogamous misogynists.
Not everyone wants to have just one partner. There’s middle ground between having one partner for your whole life and deciding to “Hit it and quit it.” Stop pretending that women are too “fragile” to handle fucking and that we’re damaged goods if we have multiple partners.







